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MILKY WAY MURDER

To most people, the sleepy little town of Blissfield may seem like the idyllic setting ofany Norman Rockwell painting.  Treelined streets, homes with white picket fences nestled in the midst of acres uponacres of lush cornfields and family farms.  Yet, not far from the view of the average antiques shopper looking for a bargainonMain St., an amazing secret lies among the tall rows of corn andgrazingfields&Thousands of tiny crop circles crop circles that areactuallyinterstellar launch pads at the busiest space port in the MilkyWay, HowiesHoles to the Heavens!

Howie sHoles to the Heavens provide an instantaneous link to the galaxys Black HoleTransportation System.  Fasterthanthe speed of light, the Black Hole Transportation System bends Timeand Space tohelp intergalactic travelers get A to B in the blink of aneye!

Unfortunately, Howies management style (a unique combination of greed and perversion) has endangered the security of the galaxys most important transit hub. Inless than 8 Earth years, customer costs have tripled as Howiesbusinesspartners (infamous energy suppliers) report yearly profit increases most reasonable people to be obscene.  Adding insult to injury, travelers are now subjected to embarrassing body searches and probes not seen since the alien abduction craze of the free-love 70s.